the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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