i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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