Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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