Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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