I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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