That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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