I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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