OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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