Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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