i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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