dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you traded sex for a burrito?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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