It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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