If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
