Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Your cock deserves a montage
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
