i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The air taste purple.
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