i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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