I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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