heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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