none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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