i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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