I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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