It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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