Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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