so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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