Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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