WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just forgot I was standing up.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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