He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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