Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
