doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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