He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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