I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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