Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
handjob tips. give me some.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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