he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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