would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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