awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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