I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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