I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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