I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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