he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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