Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
