GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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