NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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