FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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