yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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