Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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