Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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