i think my tv is drunk
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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