I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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