Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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