Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME