Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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