weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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