Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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