Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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