i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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